Best quotes to send by SMS
David Mahoney Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney

Henry Miller Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Friedrich Nietzsche Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

William Shakespeare Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

Simonides Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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Doctor and nurse jokes Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'
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Doctor and nurse jokes How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !
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