Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Mead Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
Author: Margaret Mead

David Mahoney Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney

Henry Miller Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Friedrich Nietzsche Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

William Shakespeare Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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Doctor and nurse jokes "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Doctor and nurse jokes What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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Doctor and nurse jokes "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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