Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Author: Lady Violet Bonham Carter

Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Author: John Patrick

I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Author: Ogden Nash

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Author: Mark Twain

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes