Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Author: Mark Twain

Tom Lehrer I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Author: Tom Lehrer

Democritus Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Author: Democritus

H. Mumford Jones Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

Bible Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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Doctor and nurse jokes There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
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Doctor and nurse jokes The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old man shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
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