Best quotes to send by SMS
E. M. Forster Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

Leonardo da Vinci Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Carlos Santana Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
Author: Carlos Santana

Maria Schell Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Author: Maria Schell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !
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Dog jokes How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
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Dog jokes How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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Dog jokes How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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