No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
Author: Christopher Morley

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
Author: Unknown

Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski

It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean

Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes