Best quotes to send by SMS
Sue Halpern Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'
Author: Sue Halpern

Titus Maccius Plautus Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

George Jean Nathan Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Lawana Blackwell Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Kenyan Proverb Peace is costly, but it is worth the expense.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
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Dog jokes When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
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Dog jokes What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
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Dog jokes Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
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