Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin air: And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great g
Author: William Shakespeare

One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes