Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
Author: Bible

Henry J. Tillman Oregano is the spice of life.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

William Shakespeare Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Author: William Shakespeare

Gerald R. Ford Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Audre Lorde Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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