Best quotes to send by SMS

Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
Author: Bible
Oregano is the spice of life.
Author: Henry J. Tillman
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Author: William Shakespeare
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford
Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here...
What
do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes