Our lives teach us who we are.
Author: Salman Rushdie

It's better to be a company than to work for a company.
Author: Jim Coudal

I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
Author: E. M. Forster

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep walking him. After a week, the patient was ready to go. His family came to pick him up and thanked the surgeon profusely for what he had done for their father. The surgeon was pleased and appreciated the thanks, but told them that it was really a simple operation and we had been lucky to get him in time. "But doctor, you don't understand," they said, "Dad hasn't walked in over a year!"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes