I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Author: Tom Lehrer

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Author: Democritus

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible

Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !
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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.
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A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey." One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"
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