Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas A. Edison Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Pearl Buck Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck

William Shakespeare Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Lois McMaster Bujold Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

George Eliot Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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