Best quotes to send by SMS

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare
Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and
here... What do
you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken
finger!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes