Best quotes to send by SMS
Herbert Spencer Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.
Author: Herbert Spencer

Anna Quindlen Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
Author: Anna Quindlen

Eric A. Burns Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently.
Author: Eric A. Burns

Jimmy Carter Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material ble
Author: Jimmy Carter

Carl Schurz Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.
Author: Carl Schurz

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!
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