Best quotes to send by SMS

Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.
Author: Herbert Spencer
Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
Author: Anna Quindlen
Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently.
Author: Eric A. Burns
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material ble
Author: Jimmy Carter
Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.
Author: Carl Schurz
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling
up!
Just simmer down!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like
biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter
on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a
pen
Well sit down and write your name!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes