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Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Author: Aesop

Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details.
Author: William Feather

Beware of undertaking too much at the start. Be content with quite a little. Allow for accidents. Allow for human nature, especially your own.
Author: Arnold Bennett

Beware the man of one book.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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