Best quotes to send by SMS

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Author: Hermann Hesse
Even God cannot change the past.
Author: Agathon
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Author: Will Rogers
Even the best of friends need time apart.
Author: Mark Heath
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the smartest?
A great
brain!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
Only when they snap at something!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes