Best quotes to send by SMS
Hermann Hesse Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Agathon Even God cannot change the past.
Author: Agathon

Will Rogers Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Author: Will Rogers

Mark Heath Even the best of friends need time apart.
Author: Mark Heath

Aristotle Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Author: Aristotle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
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Dog jokes What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!
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Dog jokes What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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Dog jokes What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
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Dog jokes When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!
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