Best quotes to send by SMS
H. L. Mencken For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Bible For every man shall bear his own burden,
Author: Bible

Bible For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: for he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
Author: Bible

Mike B. Slone For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.
Author: Mike B. Slone

Virginia Woolf For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Author: Virginia Woolf

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
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Fishing jokes What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !
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Fishing jokes What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !
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Fishing jokes Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
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Fishing jokes What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
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