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Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
Author: Margaret Mead

Every time you state what you want or believe, you're the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible. Don't put a ceiling on yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Author: Gertrude Stein

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes