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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Author: Orson Welles

Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Author: Scandinavian Proverb

God conceals himself from the mind of man, but reveals himself to his heart.
Author: African Proverb

God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Author: James M. Barrie

God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Author: Ethel Mumford

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
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Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
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