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He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
Author: James Thurber

He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson

He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
Author: Julian of Norwich

He that can have patience can have what he will.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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