Best quotes to send by SMS
Mae West He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Author: Mae West

Spanish Proverb He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth.
Author: Spanish Proverb

Richard Whatley He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge.
Author: Richard Whatley

John Milton He who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself.
Author: John Milton

John Stuart Mill He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any other faculty than the ape-like one of imitation. He who chooses his plan for himself, employs all his faculties. He must use observation to see, reasonin
Author: John Stuart Mill

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !
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Insect jokes What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!
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Insect jokes Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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Insect jokes What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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Insect jokes What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !
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