Best quotes to send by SMS

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Author: Mae West
He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth.
Author: Spanish Proverb
He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge.
Author: Richard Whatley
He who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself.
Author: John Milton
He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any other faculty than the ape-like one of imitation. He who chooses his plan for himself, employs all his faculties. He must use observation to see, reasonin
Author: John Stuart Mill
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c
one!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-ito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes