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From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
Author: William Shakespeare

Funny how the new things are the old things.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes.
Author: Clare Ansberry

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.
Author: Kahlil Gibran

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
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