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Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.
Author: Hector Berlioz

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle.
Author: Elizabeth David

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only ad
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.
Author: Carl Jung

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.
Author: Pearl Buck

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
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How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
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Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
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When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
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