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He kept him as the apple of his eye.
Author: Bible

He listens well who takes notes.
Author: Dante Alighieri

He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Author: John Mason Brown

He talked with more claret than clarity.
Author: Susan Ertz

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.
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What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.
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A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
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Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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