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Civility sometimes requires polite ruthlessness. Establish that what you prize most is civility.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised by a tendency towards standardization and uniformity.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself.
Author: Jean Francois Revel

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Author: Robin Williams

What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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