Best quotes to send by SMS

Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.
Author: Juvenal
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
Author: Eddie Rickenbacker
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Author: Mark Twain
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Author: Amelia Earhart
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the
floor,
yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get
out ?
Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe robbery.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
What stars go to jail?
Shooting stars.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes