Best quotes to send by SMS
Juvenal Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.
Author: Juvenal

Eddie Rickenbacker Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
Author: Eddie Rickenbacker

Mark Twain Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Author: Mark Twain

Amelia Earhart Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Author: Amelia Earhart

William Shakespeare Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Criminal jokes A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
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Criminal jokes What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
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Criminal jokes What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
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Criminal jokes What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
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Criminal jokes Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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