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I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"
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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate?" "Well no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But listen, I'm really in a bind so I'm going to have to trust you anyway."
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Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes