Best quotes to send by SMS
Tammy Faye Bakker I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Author: Tammy Faye Bakker

Walt Whitman I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
Author: Walt Whitman

Michael Crichton I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Author: Michael Crichton

Kurt Vonnegut I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Jules Renard I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !
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