Best quotes to send by SMS

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Author: Tammy Faye Bakker
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
Author: Walt Whitman
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Author: Michael Crichton
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bubbles
!
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully
!
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burton
!
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Button
!
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes