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Facts are the enemy of truth.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
Author: Og Mandino

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Author: David Letterman

False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
Author: Plato

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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