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Culture makes all men gentle.
Author: Menander

Custom is the great guide of human life.
Author: David Hume

Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
Author: Martha Graham

Dare to be wise. (Sapere Aude)
Author: Anonymous

Daylight follows a dark night.
Author: Maasai Proverb

Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate. "Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
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My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
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What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes