Best Cell Phones

He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred and to talk of it, is little different from reproach.
Author: Demosthenes

He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
Author: Mexican Proverb

He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for the conclusions to be drawn from them, or the advantage to which they can be put, is a philosopher.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
Author: Horace

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Author: Unknown

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes