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Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Author: Mary Hirsch

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Author: Tammy Faye Bakker

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
Author: Walt Whitman

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Author: Michael Crichton

I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !
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