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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too.
Author: Lawrence Bixby

Each person has an ideal, a hope, a dream which represents the soul. We must give to it the warmth of love, the light of understanding and the essence of encouragement.
Author: Colby Dorr Dam

Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.
Author: Polish Proverb

Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Author: Nancy Linn-Desmond

Eating everything you want is not that much fun. When you live a life with no boundaries, theres less joy. If you can eat anything you want to, whats the fun in eating anything you want to?
Author: Tom Hanks

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes