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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Author: Albert Einstein

Compassion is the basis of all morality.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Author: Marcus Brigstocke

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Author: Andy Rooney

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Author: Aimee Mullins

What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes