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Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.
Author: William Shakespeare

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
Author: Robertson Davies

Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.
Author: Henry Miller

Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes