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But a somewhat more liberal and sympathetic examination of mankind will convince us that the cross is even older than the gibbet, that voluntary suffering was before and independent of compulsory; and in short that in most important matters a man has alwa
Author: G. K. Chesterton

But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.
Author: Barbara Hall

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Author: Carl Sagan

But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree.
Author: Bible

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !
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Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
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