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Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
Author: Minna Thomas Antrim

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Author: Dan Stanford

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Eyes that see do not grow old.
Author: Nicaraguan Proverb

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Author: Mark Twain

Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes