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Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
Author: Jacques Maritain

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.
Author: Herodotus

Great necessities call forth great leaders.
Author: Abigail Adams

Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.
Author: Albert Einstein

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Author: Bible

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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