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Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
Author: Margaret Lee Runbeck

Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.
Author: George Santayana

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Author: Robert Frost

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Author: Edgar Bergen

Haste in every business brings failures.
Author: Herodotus

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
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