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I don't think you're a very good friend if you're always being supportive. You also have to add criticism.
Author: Jason Kottke

I don't want to be a passenger in my own life.
Author: Diane Ackerman

I feel like somebody just punched me in the stomach and knocked all my wind out. I'm only 30 years old and I want to have a chance to continue creating things. I know I've got at least one more great computer in me. And Apple is not going to give me a cha
Author: Steve Jobs

I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
Author: Roseanne Barr

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing." As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male."
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes