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He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.
Author: Aristotle

He who laughs, lasts!
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
Author: Horace

He who refuses to obey cannot command.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

He who teaches children learns more than they do.
Author: German Proverb

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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Why did the fly fly ?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes