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Help thy brother's boat across, and lo! thine own has reached the shore.
Author: Hindu Proverb

Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
Author: James Thurber

Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
Author: William Shakespeare

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only th
Author: Steve Jobs

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
Author: David Frost

How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!
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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes