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For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Author: Mary Howitt

For wheresoever the carcass is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
Author: Bible

Force has no place where there is need of skill.
Author: Herodotus

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Author: Ausonius

Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go of a past wrong and no longer be hurt by it. Forgiveness is a strong move to make, like turning your shoulders sideways to walk quickly on a crowded sidewalk. It's your move.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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