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Habit is necessary; it is the habit of having habits, of turning a trail into a rut, that must be incessantly fought against if one is to remain alive.
Author: Edith Wharton

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Author: Will Rogers

Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed.
Author: Storm Jameson

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once."
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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"
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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
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