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History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Hitch your wagon to a star.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
Author: Confucius

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Author: Walter Winchell

Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor." No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?" "Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes