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I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Author: Herbert Rappaport

I improve on misquotation.
Author: Cary Grant

Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
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What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
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Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
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