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His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs, but there will never be equality in the servants hall.
Author: James M. Barrie

His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Author: Aeschylus

History is more or less bunk.
Author: Henry Ford

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
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Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.
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Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.
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Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!
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