Best quotes to send by SMS
Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
Author: Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet

John Adams Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
Author: John Adams

Paul Rand Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
Author: Paul Rand

Marcel Proust Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Author: Marcel Proust

Edward Bulwer-Lytton Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dinosaur jokes Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
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Dinosaur jokes Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
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Dinosaur jokes Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
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Dinosaur jokes How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
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Dinosaur jokes What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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