Best quotes to send by SMS

Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
Author: Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet
Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
Author: John Adams
Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
Author: Paul Rand
Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Author: Marcel Proust
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
between two and four in the afternoon?
That's when dinosaurs are
jumping out of palm trees.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes