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Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
Author: Plutarch

Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.
Author: Horace Mann

Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause; He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.
Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?" "Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
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Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
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Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!
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Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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