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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.
Author: John Muir

Coersion, after all, merely captures man. Freedom captivates him.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Come not within the measure of my wrath.
Author: William Shakespeare

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Author: Fred Allen

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes