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He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Author: Jewish Proverb

He that gives should never remember, he that receives should never forget.
Author: The Talmud

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
Author: Scottish Proverb

He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.
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Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"
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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
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